Son, if you’re gonna do the crime, make it worth your while!
When: September 20th, 2020
Perpetrator: 17 year old panty-sniffing peeping tom
Victims: Bare-bottomed 46 year old woman
What: At 3AM the victim slept sound and in the nude. She woke from her slumber when the blanket that covered her was repeatedly pulled. She opened her eyes and was shocked to behold a pantless pervert standing in front of her. She ran to grab a knife and the creeper fled. He dropped evidence on the way out, a big blue pair of her panties. After a brief police investigation, it was determined the pervert was the woman’s 17 year old neighbor.
My take: Surely there are younger targets out there for this 17 year old to creep on. It doesn’t excuse what he did, but it makes me wonder: why go after an overweight 46 year old? Was it ease of access, being her neighbor and knowing her habits? Or perhaps proximity to her invoked some sort of obsessions over time? Beats me. One can never account for taste, as the Latins said.